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M : Wait wait wait...what?? (MADY ekdam shock thai jaay chhe)
Ame traney e ek sathe pachhad farine joyu to vehicle par RIYA hati,
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" What do you mean? aa su nakhra kare chhe..?"
" Nakhra? keva nakhra? kon chhe tu? ane su problem chhe?"
" Riya, aa su majak kare chhe tu? Chal ne yaar garba ramva chhe."
" Riya?? Kon Riya?? hu koi Riya ne nathi odakhti, ohk"
" ANGEL, su thayu? koi taklif?" ek boy, ae girl jene hu RIYA samjhi rahyo hato, ena taraf avta bolyo.
Me : ANGEL? kon ANGEL? ane tu kon chhe bhai?
A : He is SAGAR, my boyfriend ohk. (ANGEL e gussa ma kahyu)
SAGAR khabar nai aa kon chhe ane aavine sidha maro hath pakdi ne mane khenchine lai jato hato. koi RIYA RIYA karine.
S: Hey bro, what's the problem ha? kem heran kare chhe? ekli samjhine heran kare chhe chhokri ne em?
aam kehta kehta SAGAR mara taraf vadhe chhe ane hu confused chehra sathe ANGEL ne jota jota pachhad hatu chhu.
S: o hello, ahiya joine vaat kar, hu aatlu kahu chhu to pan mari same tu haji ene joi rahyo chhe, lage chhe tu em nai maane....,
aatlu kehta SAGAR mane collar thi pakdi le chhe. etla ma pachhad thi TUSKI ne MADY avi jaay chhe. MADY mane pachhad khechi le chhe ane TUSKI SAGAR no hath pakdi ne hatavi le chhe.
T: calm down bro? just chill, su ha? bau garmi chhe tane? tane su lage chhe HRIT eklo chhe ha? (TUSKI avine SAGAR ne bole chhe)
#smash
ANGEL TUSKI ne ek thappad lagavi de chhe.
A : listen you morons, just move back ohk. Nahito hu polish ne bolavis.
T : what th..
TUSKI gussa thi ANGEL ne kai kehva jay chhe ke MADY ene roki le chhe.
M : listen RIYA, agar aa koi prank ke majak chhe to stop here, it's serious now. loko joi rahya chhe.
A : are yaar what th hell? who the f*ck is RIYA?? i'm ANGEL ohk. i'm not your bi@ch RIYA.
T : hey mind your language.
S : Otherwise what ha?? su kari lais tu?
Me : Boys, relax. lets go back.
aam kahine me MADY ane TUSKI ne pachhad khenchi lidha.
Me : its ohk, sorry SAGAR, sorry ANGEL. I think there is a big misunderstanding. Please carry on. Sorry again.
aatlu kahine me MADY ane TUSKI no hath pakdine tya thi lai gayo,
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After 10 mins.
T : aa su thayu??
10 min. na silent pachhi TUSKI bolyo. ame loko parking ma betha vichari rahya hata. samjhai nahtu rahyu ke su thayu. hu double stand padeli bike par agad taraf one side ek hath ma paani no bottle ane bija hath ma tenu khullu dhakkan laine betho hato ane MADY pachhad ni taraf ulta besine pith thi maro teko laine hath ma rahela pass ne joi rahyo hato ane TUSKI mari same mari taraf farine ubho rahine mari pacchad road same ubheli ANGEL ne joi rahyo hato.
M : aa seriously su chhe? koi natak? MADY e road same hasti masti karti ANGEL ne joine kahyu.
T : natak nai to su chhe? ane aa pelo SAGAR kon chhe? bau hoshiyari mare chhe. Mane rokyo kem? ek aapto ne ene kaan ni niche, to badhi acting nikdi jati eni?
Me : e acting nathi kari rahya,
M : what? su acting nai kari rahya?
Me : ha, sache e acting nathi, e RIYA nathi.
T : bhai tu aa bottle mane aapide.
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TUSKI e bottle hath mathi khenchi lidhi ane kahyu
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T : kai mix karine pito lage chhe. laay aatlu mast kaik hoy to amne pan piva de.
M : masti no time nathi aa TUSKI.
T : Masti? be yaar har vakhat hu karu e masti? aa HRIT bole chhe e su?
Me : hu masti nathi karto, e sache ma RIYA nathi?
T : are yaar, su have tu chalu kar. MADY mane lage chhe aa RIYA ne HRIT no prank chhe apanne banne ne april fool banavano.
M : Doba, kai navratri APRIL ma hoy?? buddhi ghutan ma chhe tari? HRIT aavi masti na j kari sake, etlo to hu odkhu chhe ene.
T : are to peli girl je RIYA nai ANGEL chhe to RIYA kya gai? koi kidnap kari lidhi ke su? su faltu discussion chale chhe? aatlo drama su chhe? garba ramva avya apde ke koi natak ma play karva?
M : just stop TUSKI.
MADY farine bike parthi niche jump karine utre chhe. ane mari taraf fare chhe.
M : HRIT su vaat chhe? je chhe e keh. aa je thayu e su chhe?
Me : hu nai kahi saku.
T : kem ane kai khushi ma? (TUSKI irritate ane gusse thai ne bole chhe)
M : shant TUSKI, HRIT, see aa koi nani vaat nathi je tu nahi keh to kai fark nai pade ke koi ignore karse.
Me: Exactly, hu pan ej kahu chhe. aa koi nani vaat nathi je hu aa rite kahi sakis.
T : be yaar bas. have ne mare koi load ne nakhra nai karva, go to hell...aa kai type ni f.sip chhe? hu jau chhu. bye. ne hamna thoda day mane phone na karta, maro gusso utarse to hu avi jais, till then dont contact me..bye.
aatlu kehta kehta TUSKI parking mathi bike nikade chhe ane kick kare chhe.
Me : are TUSKI, wait bro...shant thai jaa jaie chhe haji vaar chhe, please samajh.
T : nai samjhvu mare kai pan... (Aatlu kahine TUSKI gear padine nikdi jaay chhe)
Me : are wait...(TUSKI ne jata joi hu pachhad thi bum padi ne roku chhe ene)
M : be java de la ene, tu kya enama etlo serious thay?
Me : ha eto khabar j chhe bhai, su lavse? Tricones?
M : na 100% scoops lavse dahpan, eno strawbeery, maro butter scotch ane taro, Black current
last ma Black current hu ne MADY sathe bolya, like amne khabar j chhe ke TUSKI aatlu j kari sake, he is clear and predictable for us. amne khabar chhe ke vvat serious hoy, dimag lagava wali hoy ane lambi hoy, to ene bhukh lage j. ane e jamvani vyavastha vagar e aavi koi katha ma bese j nai.
After 10 mins.
Ame chup chap betha chhe ne TUSKI avine bike park kare chhe.
T : tamara jevu kon tha? tamne ekla mukine thodi javay. aato hu sacho bhaibandh etle paacho ayo. mane thayu ke tension ma haso to sathe rahu to saru. ne etle ice cream pan lai avyo, lo tamara fevo. chhe. MADY taro butter scotch ane HRIT taro black current.
Hu ane MADY ekbijane ek najar joine mann ma hasya and than,
M : Ohh TUSKI, tane amari aatli chinta thai? tu amara mate aatlu badhu vichare chhe? ane ame tane ketlo khoto samjhi betha, amne to em ke tu amne aam aa rite chhodi ne jato rahyo, friend drohi samjhi betha ame tane, sorry. amne maaf karide.
Me : ha ha TUSKI, amne maaf karide. ame tara gunegar chhie. please amne maaf karide,
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amne aa natak karta TUSKI ek j najar joi j rahyo, 5 second no puase laine te bolyo,
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T : be su chhokriveda karo chho, lo ne hoshiyar khoprio, mane khabar chhe badhi ke tamne khabar j hase. ane have koi natak vagar sidhe sidhu bolva laag HRIT. kem ke have tara pase koi moko nathi.
jya sudhi puri vaat nai pate, tane ahiya thi javani koi permission nathi.
M : ha, agree.
Me : haa e mane khabar j chhe. ke have mara pase koi rasto nathi, to sambhdo....
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To be continued...
...Tarikh - 13/08/2011
" Abe hase chhe kem?" MADY bolyo,
" Bhai, tu mane nahto kehto ke clg ma class ni sauthi beautiful girl tari hase.!! ane apde challange lagavi hayi e vaat par," TUSKI e kahyu,
" Ha to??" MADY;
" To su? hu challenge jiti gayo ne??" Ne TUSKI fari hasva lagyo,
" Be aa su bole chhe la??" MADY e irritate thai ne mara taraf farine puchhyu,
" Bhai eno matlab em che ke have RIYA sathe taru kai j nai thai sake, ene tari evi impression banavi didhi "
ane mara aatlu bolya pachi TUSKI fari hasva lagyo ane MADY ne gusso avyo,
bas pachhi su, TUSKI dum dabavi ne bhagyo ane pachad MADY pan, pakdaya pachhi bau maryo nalayak ne, pan bas kaik aavi j hati dosti amari,
Hu HRIT PATEL,
ane aa mari anany kahaani no saral pan bau j kimti payo,
RIYA,
clg saru thata class ma badhani dream girl bani janaar ek maatr girl,
freshers party ma miss fresher banya pachi pura department ma RIYA nu naam girls ma avval thai gayu,
maatr sundarta j nai,
pan eni saadgi vadhaare akarshak hati,
bhanva ma pan tetli j hoshiyar,
ne party thi laine MADY na aa kissa thi hu ene naam thi j yaad rahi gayo, ne pachhi e naam jivan ma aam lakahai jase e nahtu vicharyu,
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jivan rahasy thi bharelu chhe e aapne janie j chhe, samay achal ane anant che e aapne maanie pan chhe, aapdi takdir aapda haath ma nathi samajhie chhe ane mehnat vagar fal nathi e swikarie pan chhe,
aam apde sikka ni banne baju saachi ganavie chhe pan sathe koi pan ek j baaju apnavie pan chhe,
saav sadu pan aganit chhe aa jivan, ek j sabd ma pan avyakhyayit chhe aa jivan,
ishwar na astitv par shraddha rakhnaara apne ishwar naa darshan ne swikaari nai sakie, aatlu agharu pan bilkul sehlu chhe jivan,
bas have vadhaare sabdo na gunchwala na karta agad vadhu chhu.
tame vichaaro ke naam "..KEYUR.." sha maate? e pehla j kahi dau ke kai khash karan ne laine hu aa diary aa kissa thi ane aaje saru karu chu,
baki nu,
tamne samjhai j jase,
aaj,
Tarikh : 17 august 2013
samay : 00:19 am
-by HRIT P.
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To be continue...
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT ..Welcome to a first ever book of _keyur_everything. this one is my first creation offline and established one, ..In very...