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ANGEL actually ma RIYA j chhe. But atyare e RIYA nathi.
T : Jo bhai, pehla j kau, ne sidhe sidhu moh par kau chhu ke ama koi varta na kar. je chhe e sidhe sidhu kahide, atyare tari varta ma khovai jaine aa ice cream pigdi jaay e mane posase nahi. so plz, come to the point directly.
M : I agree. (Ice-cream no bite leta MADY bolyo)
H : ha ha ave hoshiyaro, point par j chhu. sambhado.
RIYA loves me.
M : What??
T : What th F#cK??
MADY ane TUSKI banne na haath mathi ice cream chhuti jaay chhe. ane chamkara sathe banne mara taraf fare chhe.
T : be su pattar faade?? kyare thayu aa? kevi rite? tane kone kidhu? kyare kidhu? kevi rite kidhu? te su kidhu? have su chhe? and wait to pelo popat kon chhe? SAGAR?? e pan eno boy friend. e kyathi lai ayi? ane amne kem nai khabar? te chhupayu? e pan amara thi?
(aam bolta bolta TUSKI ubho thai gayo ne ene mari collar pakdi lidhi)
M : e bhai e, shant bhai shant, shanti rakho, bolva do ene, bhaibandh chhe apdo, dushman nai, babal nai karvani apde. besi ja shanti thi, (MADY e aam kahine TUSKI na hath thi mari collar chhodavi ane ene besadyo.)
H : Ha bhai calm down, kau j chhu ne badhu. Thank you MADY (hue MADY ne smile sathe kahyu)
M : Are ganda tara mate to jaan (Muskurai ne MADY e kahyu), Jaan pan lai saku chhu tari (Achanak tone badli ne MADY e collar pakdi mari) bol, su chhe aa badhu ?
T : ye hui na baat (TUSKI sity marine kudine ubho thayo) MADY vaat gai tel leva, pehla aane eni saja apvi padse,
M : Vaat to tari saachi TUSKI, pakad ana haath.
H : e bhai, nai nai nai nai nai..... ahiya nai...hu kau chhu bhai badhu plz, ahiya nai... nalaayako aa garba ground chhe ahiya nai...
M : ohhh, achha, ame nalaayako em?? TUSKI chalu kar.
(MADY nu aatlu kehta j MADY e mara banne pag ena banne pag vacche dabavi didha ne TUSKI e mara banne hath pakdi ne tena pag vacche dabavi didha ne pachhi je mara mate almost maro rape j chhe e karyu banne nalaayako e. mari angamti gud-gudi. Hu chillato rahyo, hasto rahyo, rokto rahyo pan naa, banne mathi koi rukyu nai. aa sajaa bhagwan koi dushman ne pan na ape, but aa mara be nang koi kasar nai baki rakhta ana mate)
2 mins. pachhi,
T : oh yehhh, satisfaction.
M : Pleasssssuuurrrreeeeeeee
H : Sala haramio, aa kai type ni saja apo dar vakhte mane tame? duniya nu sauthi vahiyaat torcher chhe aa.
T : Tu em j sidhi thay em chhe, te bau mahan kaam je karyu chhe etle aa sabaashi to bane j ne tara mate.
M : Perfect.
H : Perfect ni maasi, have nai kehvano jao.
M : Nai kehvano? (Shock ni acting karta MADY bolyo) Thik chhe, pakad TUSKI fari,
H : e bhai ey...nai.. kau chhu kau chhu.
T : haan em, chal to bakva maand fatafat. (Banne farithi swasth thaine betha, ne TUSKI e mari ice-cream jhutvi lidhi)
H : (Ice-cream jhutvi leta me chamkara thi TUSKI ne joyu, ne bebas thaine ne chup chap bolva lagyo) Ema evu chhe ke love matlab like evu ne ke,
T : e bhai, please bhai please....(Haath jodi ne TUSKI e indirectly mane kahyu ke long stories thi bore na kar)
H : Ha ok ok, to the point, i know, to the point.
So, RIYA ek disorder thi pidaay chhe. Multiple-Personality Disorder. Ema ene,
M : Wait wait wait...what?? (MADY ekdam shock thai jaay chhe)
T : Su thayu laa? evu to su chhe aa Maatli-Patli Dish no order..??
H : It's Multiple-Personality Disorder.
T : Ha ej ave,
M : Etle jema Ek j vyakti ni andar ek thi vadhare character jivta hoy.
T : Achchha haaaaaaaaaaaa, Aparichit jevu, barabar ne?
H : Yes...
M : To matlab atyare e bija character ma chhe?
H : Haa...completely.
T : To pelo langoor kon chhe ena jode? e pan eno boyfriend? su naam kidhu hatu?
H : SAGAR..
M : Ha yarr point, e kon chhe?
H : Hu sure nathi but he must be her doctor.
T : Doctor ahiya su kare chhe? e eni pachhad pachhad thodi farto hoy ke aa maata palti maare ne hu pragat thau,
H : Are i said ne ke hu sure nai, bas me to andaajo maryo. Mane etli news madi hati ke eni sathe eni aas paas eno care taker hoy j chhe.
M : Wait a minute, pela tu e keh ke aa badhu tane kai rite khabar?
H : Are yaar e pan bau lambi varta chhe, kyaathi saru karu kai khabar nai padti.
T : Are simple, just pehle thi..?
H : Ha ha, very funny..
M : Ene chhod, tu bol. How did you got to know that ene aavu kaik chhe.
H : Hmm ok, tamne yaad chhe, apde eni birthday kari hati McD ma??
M, T : Ha ha, bilkul yaad chhe,
H : E day, party puri thai pachhi, ame ghare pohachya. Ene enu vehicle just park karyu ghar ni bahar ne hu eni pachhad bike laine pohchyo, hue helmet kadhta just kahyu ke bau j maja aavi ha RIYA, ne etlu kehta kehta j te ghar ni andar chaali gai. Hu wait karto rahi gayo. Mane navaai lagi ke aam to e naa jaay, pan pachhi vicharyu ke hase kai emergency ke nature call hoy to gai hase bhaagi ne, etle hu tya thi nikdi gayo.
Sanjhe fresh thaine garden gayo. Ghar thi nikadta ene calls karya but koi reply nai. me ene msg chhodi ne nikadyo but pohchyo tya sudhi koi j reply nai. hu tension ma ena ghare gayo. Ena ghar najik pohachyo j ne me joyu ke e vehicle par besine kyaak jai rahi chhe. Me speed ma pohachvani try kari but e nikdi gai. Me ghani bum maari but sambhadi j nai ene. Mane fari ajeeb lagyu. Chhella na rehvayu etle me eno pichho Karyo.
T : Be yaar, te pichho karyo?
M : TUSKI, abhi masti nai, shanti rakh,
H : ha ej, serious vaat ne sambhad ne shanti thi topi, (ramuj ma kehta me TUSKI ne tapli mari)
T : Ey, tapli nai marvani, pachhad nanu magaj hoy, tya vage to badhu bhuli javay...
Ey haa, aa RIYA ne pan matha ma vagyu hase, etle avu thayu...
H : Are yarr MADY kehne aane la,
M : Ey Detective Mangloo...Tari hoshiyari aam waste na kar bhai tu, sambhad ne shanti thi,
T : Ha sorry sorry, bol bol aagad....
H : Ha to aagad pachhi evu thayu ke...
" Peep Peep Peep....." Vehicle na horn na awaj e amne disturb karya,
Ame traney e ek sathe pachhad farine joyu to vehicle par RIYA hati,
R : E Amar, Akbar, Anthony.... ala tame tran ahiya su santaa-kukdi ramo chho.?? Ghare nai javanu?
T : Be aa sache apanne keh chhe? (TUSKI tension ane darr sathe gan-gani ne bolyo)
M : Ha to biju kon chhe ahiya?
T : Ha pan have aa kon chhe? RIYA ke ANGEL...
H : RIYA chhe buddhu, ekdam normal behave karo, ne e je keh ema ha ma haa medvo. ane TUSKI tu kai bolto j nai, (Hue pan dhime thi emne kahyu)
Be tu kya jati rai hati? ketli raah joi ame.
R : Nalayako, line mathi khovai jau to bahar avi javanu? e pan mane lidha vagar? Kaik to javabdaari rakho aatli mast chhokri ne bhid ma chhodi ne avo chho.
M : Are na, ame to paani leva avela?
R : O maaa.....Tame loko e ice-cream khaadho, e pan mara vagar??? (TUSKI na hath ma ice cream joine RIYA e kahyu)
T : Taro laafo khadho hoy to etlo haq to bane ne ice-cream par...
R : Laafo??
H : Are su laafo TUSKI? (TUSKI taraf aankho kadhine me kahyu)
T : Are na na, laafo nai, Haanfo.... aa garba ramine haanfo to ice-cream to khavo pade ne...you know, energy joie. le tare khavo chhe...?
R : Mare nai khaavo jao, ekla ekla khaai lidho ne...hu nai vaat karu jao, katti..huhh huhh..
M, H, T : ok chalo chalo bye gn tc, maja avi, kale madie fari, ghare jaie...chalo chalo nikdo, modu thai gayu, pohchine phone karjo, avjo, tata, bye, jai shree krishna, hari om...!
(Ame traney e vaat ne situation ne ignore karta sidha bolta bolta bike parking mathi kadhine start karine nikadva lagya)
R : Sala lucchaooooo....(RIYA e irritation ma bumo padta kahyu)
H : Chal chal ave, ekli rai jais to bhoot avse...
T : Chinta nai la, e pan chudel thi ochhi nai lagti aaje... (Aatlu bolta bolta TUSKI bike start karine nikdi gayo)
M : Are re...TUSKI pan ne, bolvama kai vicharto j nathi....But vichari ne na bolie to kyarek sachu pan bolay. So, TUSKI ni vaat ma dum to chhe...Ha Ha Ha.. (Comment karta karta MADY pan nikdi gayo)
R : (banne ni comments par shocked thai emne jata joya pachi mari taraf fare chhe) Have taru kai baaki...?
H : Ha, mane bhoot thi darr nai lagto...
R : hmm, okk. Good.
H : But tara thi bhoot ne sure lagi sake chhe darr...(ne em kehta me pan bike start karine nikadyo)
R : Mummmaaaa.......Harami Ubho re...(bum padi ne kehta RIYA pan pachhad ave chhe)
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To be continued...